This Branch Has A Story...

So on September 30th 2006, just over 10 years ago, little Alix here goes to a place called Yated Cider Mill in Rochester Hills, Michigan. We were walking on a dirt trail by a river, with some people admiring nature at it's finest at the time. There was a wooden fence blocking the hill down to the river (more pictures of that later), but the fence here by this branch happened to be broken at the time. So little 9 so to be 10 year old Alix thought to himself "I always wanted to climb over a river on a tree." Big mistake.
I climbed this brance, ignoring my grandmother and uncle's warning otherwise, went to the very end, and...I was scared to move afterwards. After I got by courage back (if you can call it that), either the branch i was holding broke or I lost my step, but I fell off the tree branch. Landing ass first on the water, miraculously unharmed, but REALLY wet. I climbed back up the hill afterwards, soaked to the bone.
And that's the story on how I fell in the river!